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summer 2026

Formula One x Hades

Lando Norris as Dionysus

It's All Love

Lando x Multiple, 13k, explicit

After Goodwood, Lando wants to feel the love.

In which Steve arranges for Lando's harem to have their wicked way with him on a golf course. Obviously he stands guard the whole time.

Lando Norris/Max Fewtrell | Rated: E | 3.1k words

There's a squirmy feeling of wrongness under Lando's skin. He feels tiny, like he's ten years old again and just got back from a bad day at karting. He feels needy, now that Max isn't sitting inches away from him, keeping half an eye on Lando while he drifts in and out of sleep. He wants to be looked at again. He wants to be held, but he doesn't know how to ask for it, and the thought of telling Max is so humiliating he almost does start crying.

Max’s eyes drift down to the pillow that’s still lying incriminatingly off to Lando’s side. “That feel good?” he asks. He sounds so—gentle. So kind, considering what he just walked in on. It only makes Lando want to cry more. When he’s silent for too long, just staring at the pillow while trying to will back his tears, Max asks, “Do you want me to leave? So you can, like, finish?” Under different circumstances, Lando would laugh at the double meaning. As it is, he has to focus very hard on his breathing just so he doesn’t sob. He shakes his head. “No you don’t want to finish?” Max asks. “No.” He swallows, feeling prickly and pathetic and like he wants to claw out of his skin. “Don’t want you to leave.”