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I regret to inform you I’m #alex albon trash.

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almost forgot to put my alarm on.. back to work tomorrow 🫠
if you need a visual for what his stomach looks like when he— *gunshot goes off* (x)
LANDO NORRIS max_fewtrell: SUMMER ☀️

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norbon the beloveds + 18 (bonus if you make them both wear them ahafsjd) :D
girl i struggled with a scenario for this cause there was no natural way i could see them end up in a situation for this but anyway... here we gooo
Alex wakes up with a thumping headache and dry throat. He digs back down into the sheets, unwilling to open his eyes and face the day. The spot next to him is empty, sheets rustled to the side, cold. There’s voices in the hall, low and quiet, then a chorus of giggles. The click-clack of heels – stumbling, hesitant – and a smattering of applause.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he rises slowly, pulls on a pair of sweats from the top of the drawers. He opens the door to an unexpected sight.
There’s two young women which he recognises from the pub. They’re dressed in last night’s outfits, short dresses that show of their long legs – Alex remembers still being taller than them despite them wearing very uncomfortable looking heels. They are both bare-footed. Alex moves his eyes further down the hall.
“Look!” Lando titters and walks towards them, like Bambi on ice in a pair of high heels. He’s wearing a pair of shorts which gives Alex the great opportunity to see how his slender legs looks elongated when he’s walking on his tip-toes.
“He’s really good,” one of the girls says just as Lando stumbles a bit and Alex reaches out a hand to steady him.
Lando laughs softly and Alex’s headache is all but forgotten.
“Still a bit shaky,” Lando says as he gingerly steps out of the shoes. Alex almost misses the few inches of height it gave Lando. “Thanks for last night, ladies,” Lando says and helps said ladies with their coats and he ushers them out of the flat. Alex waves to them from the bedroom door.
When the door is closed and Lando turns around, Alex smiles softly at him.
“High heels do look good on you,” he says teasingly.
“Oh, shut it,” Lando mumbles. “Just wanted to know what it’s like.”
“What d’you mean?”
“The air up there, you know?” Lando smiles.
“Come here,” Alex beckons.
Lando slides across the hallway floor, arms lifted to wrap around Alex’s neck.
“How are you feeling?” Lando asks, his breath warm against Alex’s throat. “You were… I don’t wanna use the words ‘out of it’ but…”
“I’m fine,” Alex says as he lifts Lando easily into his arms. Lando wraps his legs around Alex’s hips without a second thought. “How does it feel?”
“Hm?”
“The air up here?”
Lando laughs, a trilling sound that hits Alex squarely in the chest. “It’s quite good, actually,” Lando says and then his mouth is on Alex’s lips and Alex tries to find the way into the bedroom with the extra weight and Lando laughs, and Alex laughs, and he’s so happy he wants to stay in this room for the rest of time.
plane tickets to england: booked!!!
fewtrell stronger than me bc if i had lando norris naked flushed and giving me fuck me eyes on a live stream, tos be damned, i'm showing twitch what a real permaban would look like
he wants to eat it bad (x)

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the juxtaposition of galex doubledate and lando slag summer.. he really is their third
the dangling chains
some shirtless Lando contents during the summer break
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Formula One x Hades
Lando Norris as Dionysus
Dionysus is the Olympian God of Wine and Madness. He offers boons revolving around his signature Status Curse, Hangover, slowing, and stunning enemies, as well as various drinking-themed boons
HELLO?????