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@alboinz
I regret to inform you Iβm #alex albon trash.

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the prince's controversial boyfriend...
lando is the prince who's a little bit wild but he's a good kid and he does a lot of work for charity and he's amazing with children and he does those hospital visits and he gifts them legos
george is a rich tax evader who makes money off of other's misfortunes
Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?
David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)
Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)
Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)
Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)
MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)
The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)
Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)
Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)
I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country
Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)
Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.
face carved from marble tbh (x)

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once again, the jaw thingβ’οΈ
alex albon | post-race interview - belgium gp 2026
norrussell post-spa comfort ramble
(magical realism, sequel/shared universe to this)
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The witches finally let George leave when the checkered flag falls. Nearly two hours of burning sage and low humming and tuning forks waving around his head, trying to uncover the source of all of his rotten luck. George knew they wouldn't find it. He told them as much, too. They listened about as well as his engineers when he brought up the battery issues.
Most drivers with George's string of results start believing in the racing gods even harder, making vows and offerings to satisfy their capricious bloodlust. A means of exercising some semblance of control when results are taken out of their hands. After hours of circuitous engineering meetings and worthless reassurances, George is starting to doubt whether they exist at all. The gods haven't chosen their predestined winner, Mercedes have. Fate has nothing to do with it.
P7 β Belgian GP 2026

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Even the years of max or lewis domination were more exciting than this because at least there was a real battle. Wdym the battery is zero so the driver can't do anything wtf is this sport. No one is even coming close to kimi's car or just explodes on the way so he's the default wdc ok great.
"max or lewis domination" and "real battle".. that makes no sense.
anyway. im not really upset about batteries in general (i couldn't care less how these cars work) but at least don't let the battery make the decision for when to deploy. in my professional opinion, the drivers should be able to control when to use the battery and when to charge it.
Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time
Now, where did we leave off with outsider POV free use golf course lando norris fic?
Oh yes, of course:
There are a lot of things Steve doesn't quite understand about Lando, but whatever he has going on with Jenson Button sits near the top of that list. It's mostly the way Lando won't talk about it, blushes and fumbles his way through every explanation he's ever needed to offer. Like the time in preseason he gave Steve two days off because he and Jenson locked themselves in a hotel room and didn't come up for air, or the late night after Vegas they never spoke about.
It's not the first time Steve has listened to Lando getting off, but it's the first time he's heard him exchange more than professional pleasantries with Jenson. As far as he can tell, it's a non-stop litany of praise. Jenson tells Lando how beautiful he is, and then, at Lando's grumble of protest, how handsome. He makes his way down Lando's body like a meditation. He comments on the muscles in his neck, filled out at nearly the mid-season point; his shoulders, broader, this year; his abs.
Steve doesn't realize he's waiting for whatever Jenson has to say about Lando's dick until he catches himself straining to hear.
the ai-ification of f1 has to be one of its worst ideas
drivers can make one small mistake and then have no idea how the ai will take that into account and change the energy deployment for their next lap. how are they supposed to fix mistakes if the algorithm is changing things unpredictably?
motorsport.com article
and how are we as viewers supposed to understand and compare driver performance if itβs sometimes coming down to ai decision making that not even the teams can identify?
oh and also his mirror exploded at some point too

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carlos and his honorary spaniard <:
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