#magbis asks

dear anon, sadly i’m not familiar with any wyharls primer being out there (but if i’m wrong, please let me know) other than this flirting masterlist so instead, here’s my handcrafted selection of Moments

1. the video that started it all for me

2. “let me love you”

3. tom and jerry (uh, johnny)

4. the skate tying incident

5. this video i can’t find on tumblr for the life of me

ortho surgery nepo baby student doctor thomas harley experiences a night shift at the pitt :)

the short version is: people are mean

oh, this is a great one, thanks bud! it made me realize i actually really like some of the hockey fics i've written so far <3

rancid (nortrell) - an all-timer of mine, it's got it all, infidelity, mind games, dubcon, and more. probably my best work of all time

sink into my flesh(light) (willeno) - no homo brojob through a fleshlight <3

two separate ways (jdtz) - winner's room! internalized homophobia! jealousy! literally so glad i wrote this before delving into sweet jdtz

there's no looking up for heaven (wyharls) - wyatt shaving tom's beard after the 2025 playoffs. love and comfort. i adore them :/

build-a-girl (leno/washcaps vets) - what if you had a really vivid dream/nightmare where you're a girl and also free use for your team? and it definitely wasn't an unaddressed gender thing?

two honorary mentions that didn't made the cut:

led by a racing heart (george solo) - george choking himself, internalized homophobia edition. oh so beloved by me

this is the most wonderful ask of all time!

for question #1, it’s definitely this stunning print by @rejka-art that @tomsturbotwinks got me for christmas, i’m forever in awe of it (but the rabbot prints i ordered are gonna be a close competition)

art from friends, what a precious thing to own!

i have this beautiful sketch from @alasarys (i love her use of greens more than anything) and alllll this gorgeous lando and norrussell art from @celineile, what a blessing (i never forgot about our art exchange, i just so desperately wanna make it worth your beautiful art 😭)

for birds, i only have this old colored pencil piece i’m eternally proud of <33

they are always so annoying!! immediately thought of this lmao

dear anon, the beautiful thing is that there's nothing going on with them, you have the unique chance to invest early into the love child ship founded by @thatsamadeuppenalty @northernsharkteeth and me (and with our track record, we're on a good way to manifest them, stay tuned)

but like. picture this. he is 5'11 and gets off on irritating people on the ice and longs for a good scrum. he is 6'4 that doesn't have much intention to fight and doesn't like hitting people. can i make it anymore obvious?

(they also both got a thigh tattoo this year and i'm fairly positive lako's one is also family related. so. you know. family guys)

Headcanon that Lando is kind of weird towards Esteban because bad situationship break up. More along the lines of he got way too attached, and took it personally! Meanwhile Este just chilling after the ‘fwb’ more coworkers with benefits era thinking didn’t we end things on good terms.

anon i love your brain (and also the fact that you stick around despite my blog being 99.99% hockey now)