im so sorry to bother you but i just wanted to say i scrolled passed your post with "steve: no chance. no way." about ca:cw & i immediately read it to the tune of "i won't say i'm in love" and continued the song in my head before my brain eventually caught on that the following words were NOT the song
That's so funny because I'm a "Tony fell first, Steve fell harder" gal and so Steve's "I'm not in love with Tony" would only ever be as obliviousness and not denial like Meg lol
It's why everyone wants to fucking shake him:
Bucky: So you're in love with this Stark fella?
Steve: What? No, we're just friends. :)
Bucky: *glances at Natasha and Sam*
Natasha: *somehow conveys all the stages of grief and a few she made up in a single eye-twitch* Sure.
Sam, aghast: Oh, so I guess I missed that part in history class where Captain America is FUCKING STUPID
Steve: *bewildered* Why would they put out free samples of soap that look like candy? What am I supposed to do with a little cube of soap in the middle of the mall? How is that my fault????
Sam: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE STUPID I'M--
Bucky: Well I guess it's nice that some things haven't changed😒
(Bonus Natasha carefully manufactures a movie night including Hercules and when they get to I Won't Say I'm in Love, Steve looks like a brick just fell on his head because oh god he's in love with Tony.)
