Nyx's Ramblings

the concept of crowley and aziraphale being like vocally pro civil rights of marginalized communities is especially hilarious considering witch burnings were like. canonically happening while they were on earth. neither of them were rushing to lift a finger about THAT one

I've scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today

Moved to tears by the size of the lass

*slaps back of pidge* this good bird can fit so much cooing in it

Put sound on the cooing is delightful and the SPAP sound of thumping this giant bird is incredible.

they need to bring back those photoshoots that they did in the 90s of random dykes and dyke couples they found on the street. idc about glamorous celebrities i want the grimiest rudest hairiest lesbians they can find and i want to see u put them in front of a bluegrey backdrop and tell them to do whatever the fuck. and i want u to take their picture. ask them dumb questions make them laugh get footage of them showing u around the city or introducing u to their cat or something and then put it in a zine so i can absorb it. butchfemme//butchbutch//femmefemme//dykedyke rep is dismal in this digital age of unsexy nudity and hairlessness and im so sick of it im going to start yelling and throwing things

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

"because of woke" is such a funny a phrase to me it's the new Thanks Obama. they made me look at a rainbow with little metal hands that forced my eyelids to stay open and look at it and it made me gay . because of woke.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

PERRY THE PLATYPUS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM (beside Vanessa of course) ENOUGH FOR HIM TO OUTWEIGH ALL THE MULTIPLE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN HIS PAST AND LITERALLY DE-TRANSFORM HIM FROM A MONSTER AUOGHOOOGHHHHHGHHH HOW DID DAN AND SWAMPY WRITE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A GUY AND A PLATYPUS I'M GOING TO EAT CONCRETE