how does he still sing

celebrimbor voice ooooh elrond i was there when your father set sail…… What Were you doing in the havens of sirion mr celebrimbor. shuffling awkwardly out of the way when the kinslayers showed up?

the gap in my resume? yeah. so. funny story. met up with an old friend, so to say, of my father’s, and by that i mean they really hadn’t been friends at all, and in truth it went a little south. yeah. haha. i’m sure you can imagine. ended up hanging off the cliff side by my wrist all prometheus style for 30 years. no uhh the eagles didn’t eat my liver. quite helpful actually. anyways i didn’t actually quit my job until after

imagine elrond in his garden carefully picking all the flowers that bilbo (tired, in his wheelchair, a shawl over his lap) is pointing out to him

gil galad is a psyop