rose-coloured mess

the hottest people you know are letting sports ruin their lives

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

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ich weiß, dass es wieder warm ist, wenn dieser Post wiederbelebt wird

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"