omae wa mou dead

hi what the fuck was I hacked while I was gone whats with the bag posts

apologies for the inconveniences to anyone who was @‘ed before idk what the hell happened

oberon is everything. he’s your emo boyfriend. he’s your fairytale prince. he’s your damsel in distress. he’s your manic pixie dream boy. he’s your older cousin who teaches you how to pick locks with the knife he gave you for your birthday. he’s your heist partner. he’s your poor little meow meow. he’s your anon hater. he’s the international man of sex. he’s unfuckable. he’s whatever gender you personally want to project on him. he’s your co-star in your upcoming standup comedy routine. he’s the simple farmboy who offers you a swig of his whiskey that you drink a little too slowly as if it weren’t the wiskey you’re trying to savor. he’s fresh snow. he’s a rotting corpse. he’s a weakling who can’t protect anything. he’s a conceptual abyss that destroys everything in existence. he’s your ultimate and final enemy. he is your friend.

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

second best thing about firefox is it allows screenshots and screen sharing from netflix and other streaming platforms which prevent those on most browsers

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

7 year old niece that has only played cookie run starting elden ring: getting a lot of cookie run vibes from this