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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

nobody fucking appreciates me

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck

She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.

Love how the mermaid, whose home is presumably underwater, knows absolutely nothing about humans but does know about The Spray Bottle.

#can you imagine seeing a mermaid on a rock and she just fucking#throws her head back in a perfectly wolven howl#in the middle of the fucking ocean

She learned from the seals

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

NUH UH YOU EDITED IT I WAS REPLYING TO YOU TELLING ME TO GO ANSWER YOUR ASK DON’T DO THIS TO ME

Now, now, Mr. Atgumpoint lying is not a good look on you. You can't hide from our top-tier reporters.

I’M NOT LYING IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT YOUR NEWS STATION IS ILLEGITIMATE AND YOUR NEWS IS FABRICATED

can the sources be proved to be legitimate? the evidence does look to be edited ☝️ /silly

exactly ☝️ they can’t prove anything because their evidence is FALSE

tampered with ,,, smh

Mr. Euphemistic, here at HumbledNews we only care about truth, honesty and integrity. We understand this is hard for you but stooping to Mr. Atgumpoints level is below every honest citizen.

how can I trust you … how is this story believable 😓

Not everyone is as they seem, we understand this to be a hard situation to be put in. HumbledNews has had a clear track record for the whole 30 minutes it's been existing. Your husband on the other hand has self admitted to defaming our humble crew. At the end of the day, we're just a small news station... the choice is yours Mr. Euphemistic.

Care to present your alleged “clear track record” to the court as evidence?

We believe it's in the above reblogs Mr. Atgumpoint. Are you feeling alright?

you mean when you FORGED FALSE EVIDENCE and TWISTED THE STORY and FALSELY ACCUSED ME of things I DIDN’T DO ?????

HELP???

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MWANT

are you sure,,,

I DIDN’T SAY MID I DIDN’T THE COBTEXT WAS REMOVED OKAY I WAS DEFENDING YOU

OF COURSE I WAS 😭😭😭💥💔💔💔💔

that’s so sweet 🫶🫶🫶

🫶🫶 never believe the haters they just want to watch us burn (literally) 🩷

🫶🫶🫶 — wdym literally? 😭

Hello! You see the very orange light behind your house? Thats the “bonfire”

WHAT

okay get in the car we fleeing the “bonfire” (WHY IS THAT IN QUOTES)

I believe bonfire typically has positive connotations (ie. being used to celebration), and well … that doesn’t exactly apply to this situation now, does it? 😭

Yes yes we have marshmallows trust us come this way

HELP???

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MWANT

are you sure,,,

I DIDN’T SAY MID I DIDN’T THE COBTEXT WAS REMOVED OKAY I WAS DEFENDING YOU

OF COURSE I WAS 😭😭😭💥💔💔💔💔

that’s so sweet 🫶🫶🫶

🫶🫶 never believe the haters they just want to watch us burn (literally) 🩷

🫶🫶🫶 — wdym literally? 😭

Hello! You see the very orange light behind your house? Thats the “bonfire”

HELP???

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MWANT

we have screenshots from multiple angles