local yap session

Baby maki :(

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

The funniest shit about asexuals is that all of us grew up consuming media that talks on and on about sexual attract and desire, with a pretty hypersexualized culture and people talk about it a fucking lot too. And what is that we all collectively think? "Yeah, that's clearly an exaggeration, nobody actually feels like that! The whole world it's pretending, that's the only possible explanation..." Like sure buddy, that's a very logical way of thinking, the entire world is acting, don't think too hard about it

I just know I'd die 4 seconds into nevermore. Not because one of the challenges got me, but because Annabel would wack me with her stiletto heels the second I asked her "top of the morning to ya can you say "botta o wata?""

Looking on in horror as my boy Nimbus is dragged into the ceiling 0.001 seconds after saying he needs healing

it’s spring and there’s cotton in the air 🩷 we don’t have a cottonwood tree 🩷 where is it coming from 🩷 it’s everywhere 🩷