🏒Got Your Back🏒

Now that check please will likely have a resurgence in 2025 we need to talk about how fucked up it is that ngozi deleted the tweet about nursey and dex having one (1) night of passion and never discussing it ever again

Holster goes into Samwell thinking he’s gonna hate Jack because Jack’s soooo talented at hockey and soooo well connected and soooo rich but he actually hates Jack because Holster mentioned SNL and Jack was like “Oh. Is that … a class”

addition: Alicia Zimmermann has hosted SNL.

JackHoltz where they have an “if we both hit 30 and aren’t married let’s get married” pact and Jack forgets but Holster proposes

@missellewoods: #also consider: jack Does remember but is desperately trying to get out of it by getting married to someone else before the deadline #which explains why he proposed to bitty so quickly alsdkjf #‘like haha. long engagement sure but uh. not too long because holster and i Will have to get married’

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

rans and holster asked lardo once if she had hooked up with jack and she said yeah just to fuck with them but they believed her and now she and jack just let everyone on the team believe it bc they get so much clout about how chill they are around each other

oh boy have i ever got a treat for you