Sister Beatrice, Laundress

Hey guys, check out my impression of Christ our Lord!!! *cares deeply about my fellow man and participates in things that positively affect my community*

my jester is jingling more pathetically than usual, i should probably check in with him. make sure he’s doing alright

my lady, be this about @monkbrother-thomas ?

“my daughter is fine” your son pretends to be a monk on the internet

google search big beefy knights in my area that can throw me around

whore

* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* mew

i share your feelings, my feline friend. it has been a long, long day

god has cast me out. i am his least favourite little monk, he despises me, i just know it (<- rain got the hem of my habit wet)

*Staring at an open book in the scriptorium* mew *nodding slightly * merph

Huzzah! I hath finally arrived to the Farnham Monastery. I will settle in my chambers soon and drop off my robes to the wonderful laundress. I sure to hope that nothing strange happens

ah, welcome sister! allow me to take that... by our lord thou werest not jesting about the fine blue shade

daddys got to be honest kitten, i dont think this crusade is worth it

my lady, are you quite well? who is this father you speak of? and i do not believe @monasterycat can be sent on crusade....

Huzzah! I hath finally arrived to the Farnham Monastery. I will settle in my chambers soon and drop off my robes to the wonderful laundress. I sure to hope that nothing strange happens

ah, welcome sister! allow me to take that... by our lord thou werest not jesting about the fine blue shade

had another nightmare about the dissolution of the monasteries last night. thank GOD it wasn't real.

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

Woah mama I'm a gimmick blog

hark!

please, not another ejaculatory conquest. the monks' laundry pile is high enough

Who is on laundress duty? Why has my habit turned blue? Spare me thy fanatics and confess my sisters! Lest I move to Farnham.

not everyone is chosen for the laundress life, sister. if thou dost wish to payeth a visit to Farnham, bring thy spoiled habit and i shall do my best to restore it