Hi

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon makes a lot more sense when you learn that most of the state of Oregon used to be sundown towns. It was literally illegal to live or travel there if you weren’t white. That carries into a lot of the states’ culture today even with how progressive it’s gotten towards other issues.

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

this is about bottoming