brother thomas :]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

my mutuals keep talking about this thing called 'hollow knight' so every time a knight comes to stay in the monastery, i check under his helmet, but so far there's always been something in there

in an effort to get us to focus more on the Lord, and not waste our time with earthly pleasures, the prior has taken one of our favourite games, Wordle, and made his own version for us to play. it is called Monkdle, and every day the word is Jesus

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

monks must have had crazy drama. all horny and bald and unwashed all together. pretty little friars

You know it occurs to me that half of what we consider ‘cannon’ in Catholicism are essentially fanfictions written by priests that the pope has left Kudos on

to raise awareness this World Autism Day the monastery will be having a Quiet Hour, to make it more accessible for members of the neurodivergent community! (this will be no different to any other hour of any other day, on account of the vows of silence)

sitting in the scriptorium doomscrolling (looking through some ancient scrolls) (they're not very good)

do you think jesus and judas are after a third?