Sister Claennis

last night at the monastery karaoke, the prior finally approved of my song choice! i did 'praise you' by fatboy slim and he declared himself to be 'well pleased by my godly zeal' though brother eustace said that the song, while thematically appropriate, was not an overall engaging listen for karaoke

I sang take me to church and he seemed less than impressed. @sisterclaennis seemed to like it though!

abstaining from your limited technology is so very holy of you sister

thank you dear brother 🙏

last night at the monastery karaoke, the prior finally approved of my song choice! i did 'praise you' by fatboy slim and he declared himself to be 'well pleased by my godly zeal' though brother eustace said that the song, while thematically appropriate, was not an overall engaging listen for karaoke

I sang take me to church and he seemed less than impressed. @sisterclaennis seemed to like it though!

Gay as fuck to join a monastic order. Like you're telling me you've decided that you want to have no money, no glory, and no bitches, and go to your big pretty little club house to live happily ever after with your gang of other guys whose life goals involve going out of their way to get zero pussy, to do gay little shit like gardening and singing worship songs and waking up at 5 am. And your whole club house is run by some big stern patriarchal older guy whose main job is to guide and discipline you? Yeah you can call him daddy for as long as you don't make it weird.

fellow monks are we supposed to put body wash or shampoo on the top of our tonsures ?

not a monk but imo, you should use both- body wash first then shampoo to get it extra shiny

adding that thou canst use beeswax to polish it to a high shine afterwards!

dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

i shalt add this to mine prayers tonight. need to ensure my favourite jesus x judas fanfic is updated soon

i have noticed some comments on my posts telling me to "never go bald"...... i fear you do not understand the tonsure

thou art so funny, please go bald (get a tonsure)

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

‘Why do you like hanging out with the monks so much?’ Bc gay clubs haven’t been invented yet and this is the next best thing

this is most beautiful illustration of thee, sister! thou hast captured thine beauty very well

They are building a sand monastery