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This arc has been taking a while to write because for some reason it keeps fighting me π

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50K words!!!
This arc has been taking a while to write because for some reason it keeps fighting me π

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Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.
My readers, soon β¬οΈ
Waaaait, I didn't even know there was a vaderkin creative exchange,,,RIP π
@sinvulkt organizes a bunch of stuff like it! They also have a discord server that announces the events :) I did one last year and had a blast, but I was too busy with work and school to participate this year
I could fix him in my fics but making him worse is so much more fun. #bleeding as enrichment
You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
35K words!
Progress on Arc 5 is slow-going, but it is going!
And no, you don't get context for this. Feel free to theorize though!
Text version:
βAnd what did Luminara say?β Anakin asked, feeling his blood heat with fire.
βShe said βperhaps you are correctβ,β a nearby vod replied, pitching up his voice as he repeated what Luminara had said.
βI am sure that that was taken out of context,β Obi-Wan tried to assuage them.
Anakin saw out of the corner of his eye as Codyβs aura dimmed with crushing disappointment, the auras of the rest of Obi-Wanβs legion darkening with indignation and uncertainty.
Obi-Wan moved, standing between Anakin and Mundi, Ahsoka and Rex to Anakinβs left and right, the Five-Oh-First behind them. From behind Mundi, the uncertain and trepidation-filled gazes of the Twenty-First. Between them, like a buffer, stood the Two-Twelfth, though it was clear that the Twenty-First had no desire to fight, either verbally or physically, should the situation devolve further.
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vader handled obi wan disappearing upon death really well considering it was the first time that ever happened . he didnβt let out a girlish shriek or anything
honestly that's kinda impressive congrants you all anons for sharing the same idea NKJDFN
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#also like because they knew back in phantom menace that there was another sith besides maul#so like yeah this means that obi wan just thinks that by the time she was 14 padme was a sith lord with an apprentice via @joystickchevr0n
no wait that's fantastic andkjadsdas
writing isnβt hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

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i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name
PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision
Me, as the narrator, trying to write slowburn fics π
Lazy doodle + filter
people raised some good questions on that marrocrow post about what vader would think of two inquisitors dating so here's some potential answers <3
This is actually the speech Rex made, right after the badass line "But you'll call me Captain or Sir"
Fives did not appreciate being called a monkey. Echo, bless his heart, was very confused.

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as much as i love vader getting to fuck palpatine over, as much as i think it's the best thing, and as much as i love AUs where everyone gets together to curbstomp the emperor, i always wanted to see an AU where palpatine dies unexpectedly from the complications of being a bitch just because:
palpatine never intended to die, in my mind, he just aimed to prolong his life through sith bullshit ad infinitum, so i don't think he ever officially established a successor or even a method of transitioning power. i think everyone collectively assumes vader is his heir, on account of vader being the only person with the horrendous job of actually having to talk to the emperor directly all the time. but there's not anything binding except for the fact that if darth vader wants the imperial throne, he can crush the litany of people who would like to stop him like bugs, and i think everyone would assume in turn that vader - a guy who is famous for his frothing at the mouth about the empire's Divine Vision For The Galaxy - would want the throne.
this is, categorically, false, because every single time he's thought about killing palpatine, he had someone else he wanted to hand the throne. this is an awkward situation in which everyone is waiting for vader to stake his claim on the throne in the immediate aftermath of palpatine's death, and vader's like [automated breath] i..... have...... rebels.... to kill......... but i think, as horrific at diplomacy as vader is, he's at least savvy enough to know that the second he corrects everyone and tries to cede the throne, the infighting as everyone makes a play for the throne would cause a ridiculous amount of unrest. so he can't just cede the throne, but he's next to incapable of being functional without serving His Imperial Majesty's Divine Vision, and he needs to choose a successor as fast as possible and then he can possibly consider finding a ditch to lay down in because his one last attachment to the mortal plane died.
i know it'd be more reasonable for vader to kick punt someone like tarkin at the throne, but consider that vader is, fundamentally, unreasonable. and at this point in time, he's also famous for being kind of a religious zealot, and he would absolutely choose this particular time of all the times to trust in the force. so he meditates, considers the sane options, but the force keeps lingering on senator leia organa from alderaan - and it's doing that because she's secretly his daughter, but he doesn't know that, and theoretically this is enough ahead of ANH that he doesn't even have an inclination that she's a rebel spy. but if the force wills it.
so leia, all of eighteen years old, is named empress by darth vader and he doesn't have the grace to tell her he's going to name her empress first, he just kind of goes in front of the imperial senate and does it. i think it would be utterly hilarious if vader handed the empire over to the rebels without knowing it, handed the empire over to his daughter without knowing it, and now leia has to figure out how to safely un-empire an empire while being empress without causing too much chaos.
which is not a job made easier by the wheezing war criminal who keeps kneeling in front of her and asking, "what is thy bidding, my master," because leia has unknowingly inherited the weirdest position in relation to vader anyone could have, and he's kind of relying on tradition to cope. i really just want you to imagine an ongoing bit where one of vader's cybernetic arms gets wrecked while he's suppressing a coup organized against the new empress, and he leaves it like that for weeks because palpatine always had to clear off significant changes like replacement prosthetics, and he keeps waiting for leia to do it. she finally snaps at him to just go and get it fixed, and vader's thrown into an array of distress because that is NOT how this works!!! his MASTER clears off his medical procedures, it ALWAYS works like that, and leia's confusion is bone-deep, because obviously that only makes sense to vader.
wouldn't vader notice the empire getting un-empired by the new secretly-a-rebel empress, you wonder. i would say that he probably wouldn't, because as horrific as palpatine was, he was also all of vader's will to live, up until the moment leia shows him a singular basic courtesy - like not being weirdly involved in the process of vader getting a new arm - and vader decides that he is going to froth at the mouth about Her Imperial Majesty's Divine Vision, instead, until she sees fit to grant him death.
i just think it would be really funny if leia had to deal with learning that vader, on top of being omnicidal and a war criminal, is also just really ridiculous as a person, and very annoying but in a sad way.
Season 1 of The Clone Wars: What episodes were covered in my Crown Of Lazarus series?
I've gotten a few questions regarding which episodes which Arcs covered/are going to cover, so I've decided to make this list here for people to reference. Because Arc 4 (currently being updated) only covers 2 episodes in season 1, with the rest being freeform, and because Arc 5 a) jumps around a lot and b) is currently being written, I am only showing the season 1 list. Once I write more of the story, I will make a similar list for season 2.
SEASON 1
Episodes 1, 8, 9, 10, 20, and 21 - Skipped
Episodes 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11, and 12 - Arc 2 (Carrion Dawn For Vultures; Complete)
Episodes 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 - Arc 3 (Grit Against My Animal Bones; Complete)
Episodes 19 and 22 - Arc 4 (Birds Fly Together; Being Updated)
I will say, as a bit of a teaser, so far Arc 5 (Kin Of The Stars) covers two episodes from season 2 and 1 episode from season 3