This just made me realize that news articles always portray poachers as people from the area who killed them for money. But if they’re not being killed when people can’t travel there, then it’s not anyone from the area doing the killing. Makes me wonder how many of the “poachers” were actually trophy hunters from Europe or the US.

ALL OF THEM

A visitor came into my workplace with a bathroom emergency and asked me if I would look after her huge dog while she was otherwise occupied. I said yes, and when she came back from the bathroom, she found me flat on my back pinned to the floor while her enormous and needy Newfoundland sat on my chest and refused to budge.

Why did you let him sit on you?

I didn’t “let” him so much as “I was physically unable to stop him”. I knelt on the ground next to him and scratched him above the tail to comfort him and he just... leaned and squashed.

The owner was SO apologetic and I had to reassure her that getting flattened to a pancake by her elephantine dog was the best part of my day.

I love the fact that the strongest person in the MCU is a mentally unstable 32 year old who makes self insert Sitcom AU FanFiction about her robot husband

Fire mage

I wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 3am just looking at the stars.

sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately you’re like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this

my wish for all of us in 2021 is to finally get the 6 different tattoos we thought of over the course of the pandemic