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thoschei

found a strange creature in my home

menaceofasociety

PAHAHAHAHA @nuketism

nuketism

omg should i dress mine up as him?!?!?!?! ill ask my sis to sew it

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save me ikea plushie....

ikea aliens

ikea alien.... *throws up and dies*

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lowkey obsessed with little aliens and love putting them everywhere but i fear people will think i beleive in aliens and i do but i dont want those freaks on my planet

livingdxadwriter

No because the day I find a man who is gentle and patient with me, protective of me, and matches my freak like Simon, that will be the day I find happiness.

nuketism

I dont think a chipmunk will be that good of a partner

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

jackdaw-kraai

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

mrshamill

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

sc3n3-qu33nx3

gold potato is best potato

del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2

potato

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Potato

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please potato, grace me with your luck

icanthandleanotherheartbreak

please potato, grant me your luck, let me be blessed by thou

44foxyy

I made brownies on my own

lostdathomirian

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

#YAY

saying dni if u dont ship pauling x scout is so fkn chronically online shes literally a confirmed lesbian jesus christ

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transfemzedaph

okay which hermits do yall think r the most system coded. (they dont actually have to be system coded i just wanna know ppls sys hcs)

nuketism

probably the pagurus

nuketism

oh this is not about hermit crabs i just checked other peoples responses

transfemzedaph

okay which hermits do yall think r the most system coded. (they dont actually have to be system coded i just wanna know ppls sys hcs)

nuketism

probably the pagurus

menaceofsociety2

Need someone to invent a time machine so I can read nevermoor for the first time again

nuketism

need someone to invent a time machine so i can go back to 3 hours ago to play farcry5 again

menaceofsociety2

You can literally play it again man

nuketism

actually my mum made me go to bed

clown-college-honor-roll

I didn't know which version was funnier, so here's both!

nuketism

seeing ass pancajes fills me with sm joy

albinepeaches

Brokeback mountain

Demo x sniper 😏 not tagging this correctly hehe

nuketism

ugh might have to write a brokeback fic gang .

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menaceofsociety2

Need someone to invent a time machine so I can read nevermoor for the first time again

nuketism

need someone to invent a time machine so i can go back to 3 hours ago to play farcry5 again

for anyone interested ive made a ao3 oneshot compilation of dadspy oneshots for yall to read. Currently working on a second oneshot cause i love dadspy too much.

DadSpy... save me dadspy.. - NukeAutism - Team Fortress 2 [Archive of Our Own]

#tf2 #spy tf2 #scout tf2 #dadspy #spydad #tf2 fanfiction

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