Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

do people really think their “make american gay again” hats are worth everyone thinking they’re a white supremacist from far away

i want you guys to know that i have mental illness since middle school and i am ugly as fuck. good night.

a cat but they only say slurs

UH OH SISTERS! *eats plastic*

I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave accessible

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

mike’s hard chamomile tea