All In A Days Clownery

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funny you're handing him a rose becauseeeee

original v [skin by crowleychimera on twt]

Zombiecleo is not single and has a partner (crazy it's almost like they replied to this post lmao)

Soupforeloise and Oli the Orionsound are dating

Joel has a wife gasp, that is LDshadowlady

Grian also has a wife

Smajor is chronically single and is collecting online husbands as if they're pokemon cards (he's not dating Milo guys. That's a made up man)

Docm77 has a wife and child

BigB lives in Germany

And finally, Martyn inthelittlewood is married to Netty, aka stampylonghead sister

Grian should be a Starling.

Hear me out.

native to England (fits Grian cause he's English)

their plumage is black with a metallic sheen to it, causing their feathers to shimmer when the light hits them correctly

extremely gifted at mimicry (there are so many videos of starlings mimicing everything from R2DR from star wars to theme songs)

their nests are comically untidy, and they roost in both natural and artificial cavities (fits with his build themes a lot, and his chest monsters)

very social birds

very talented at aerial displays, their flight patterns are often coordinated with other starlings

they're passerine's, meaning they're perching birds

they have dense plumage, meaning they bathe a lot and have been seen having an affinity for water and enjoying it

they're songbirds

they're prey to peregrines, but have similar aerial capabilities so often (since they move in flocks) make escapes by simply outflying the fastest animal on the planet

highly intelligent birds

and just to add

Reblogs appreciated <3