best tab open

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to pirate popular media content instead of paying for a subscription service

first corn i see tonight

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

owned

evicted