A/N thank you so much to @you-broke-our-spirit for writing this with me lmao i wouldnt be proud of this hc without you!!! also what are titles? and plot? who needs plot??
Warnings/tags: bottom!whiny!dan masseuse!phil, massage porn, lots of hickeys and praise, idk, no homo howell at first, shitty plot/set up, possibly shitty porn
Dan had a lot going on lately with the BBC. He was their lead host now every week day and spent most of his days stressing out and having panic attacks in the office bathrooms during lunch break. When Danâs girlfriend, Lucy, saw how stressed out he was she decided that he needed to go get a massage.
Every time Dan came home from work he looked beaten down and tired. And every night, without fail Lucy always said in her matter of fact voice, âBaby, youâre so tense, come on, you need it.â Lucy even got her friends to nag Dan, and his mom! Every week he was getting calls from his mom telling him to listen to his girlfriend and âjust go get the damn massage.â Dan was through with listening to their complaining after three months and finally gave in.
âFine, fine, stop whining. Iâll go get a stupid massage,â
âCome on Dan, itâs not stupid itâs for your benefit,â she jokingly punched his shoulder and made him schedule an appointment online for some âhippy dippy massage place somewhere downtown.â
As the week progressed Dan sort of found himself dreading the massage. I mean a stranger rubbing his back with oil for two hours? Personally he didnât see that as âheavenâ, he saw that as torture. Not to mention the fact that where most of his stress is centered (his neck) is the same place as his g-spot, that has not had attention from anyone since his high school days.
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A week of complaining and moping later and Dan was walking into the massage place. He contemplated just going to get some pizza to eat instead, and just tell Lucy that he got the massage but he remembered what she said and just tried to think of this as something he was finally doing for himself.
He needed this. Yes. He definitely needed this after all this bullshit with work.
When he walked in he was immediately hit with the scent of burning lavender incense. It was calming but overwhelming all at once. Maybe he shouldâve just ditched.
After another useless internal battle he checked in. While he was waiting he bounced his leg up and down in the waiting room, just wanting to get this over with.
Thatâs when his masseuse walked out. Dan felt as if the breath had been knocked out of him. He was quite possibly the most gorgeous man Dan had ever laid his eyes on. He had striking blue eyes and jet black hair swept to the side while sporting a form fitting black shirt on that Dan could clearly see the outline of his stomach through, and Dan would seriously kill for abs like that.
Of course Dan was thinking of this man as a goal for his own appearance. He couldnât be attracted to him. Not at all. Dan was straight. Dan had a girlfriend. All of these thoughts were no homo thoughts. Yeah. Yeah, no homo.
âHello? Dan? Iâm Phil, your masseuse today,â the man grinned and Dan swears that the room lit up. No homo though.
âUh- yea- uh- Dan- yeah- um -touch my body now- i mean- like a massage- yeah- haha.âNow Dan has always been a formal, calm man. He has absolutely no idea what this âPhilâ was doing to him.
Phil giggled- fucking giggled- at Danâs nervousness and led him to the back, where all the massage rooms were.
âNow before I âtouch your bodyâ I need to know certain things Mr. Howell. What kind of pressure would you like? What are certain problem areas,â Phil went on with the list of things he needed to know but all Dan could focus on was those damn, pink lips moving up and down a mile a minute âcurling around each word. He was mesmerized, and when Phil finished talking he licked his lips and handed Dan the form to fill out, Dan fumbled and dropped the pen since he was so focused on Philâs lips. When he got the pen back he filled out the stupid paperwork about what he wanted out of the massage.
âIâm going to leave you to get undressed now. Of course you can leave your boxers on if youâd like but they usually get in the way of massaging your thighs so if youâre comfortable with it, please take them off,â Phil then silently strode out of the room and shut the door behind him.
Dan started to strip quickly, trying to ignore both his existential crisis and his semi hard on. He folds and lays his clothes down on the chair in the corner of the room and slips off his shoes. Then he walks over to the massage table and awkwardly crawls inside, trying not to give his dick any friction so his hard on doesnât get worse. Itâs nearly impossible though, and when he lays flat on his stomach he slowly grinds against the table until Phil knocks on the door.
When Phil walks in heâs carrying different essential oils and he places them all on a table near Danâs head. âOkay Mr. Howell-â
âPlease, call me Dan. No need for formalities here,â Dan said, having regained his composure somehow.
âOkay well Dan, Iâm gonna start off with your back and then Iâll move to your legs and then later Iâll have you flip over onto your back and do your arms and shoulders,â
âSounds great, Iâve really needed this for a while. Itâs a two hour session right?â
âCorrect, and donât feel bad if you fall asleep on the table,â Phil laughed, âYou wouldnât be the first person to do it and you definitely wonât be the last.â
Their banter carried on for a view minutes, Phil asking Dan where he works, Dan asking Phil how long heâs been a masseuse, random things like that; that was until Phil touched Danâs neck.
âDan, you need to relax, you have a lot of knots up here in your neck and I need to work them out,â Phil complained.
Dan tried his hardest to relax but it was hard when a hot guy that had already managed to make him question his sexuality was touching his number one g-spot. Phil pushed down on the major knots and worked them out one by one. When he switched over to the other side of Danâs neck and started working on a knot at the base, Dan let out a loud embarrassing moan and immediately relaxed.
âThere you go, good boy Dan, âHe praised. Dan swears he heard Phil wrong. Yeah. He had to have said good job. Right? Oh well. Forget it.
Dan let himself relax after that point. Letting Phil have his way with all of the knots in his neck and moaning obscenely at each touch. Phil kept praising Dan for some reason, which was only turning Dan on more.
With each praise that slipped out of Philâs mouth Dan moaned louder and subtly ground his hips into the table beneath him. He got all whiny and shallow breathed when Phil had finished working out all the knots in his neck.
"Since you seem to enjoy this so much, Iâm going to focus more on your neck, even with all your knots being gone now,â Dan moans as a response and sinks into the table âshamelessly grinding into it now. Not even caring if Phil saw. Of course Phil noticed though, a fact unknown to Dan himself, but if anyone else were in the room they wouldâve seen the way Phil froze and bit his lip.
Philâs hands become hesitant for a second, and then Dan feels warm lips kissing the back of his neck.
âOh my gosh, Dan Iâm so sorry! That was so unprofessional of me!â Phil goes to apologize more but Dan just stares up at him with the most wrecked look in the world and lets out a small plea of âmore.â
Within seconds Danâs being flipped onto his back and Phil is diving for his neck, pressing kisses all around it. Phil pulls off Danâs neck and kisses him roughly, slipping his tongue in without warning. Dan moans in response, kissing back feverishly and grabbing the back of his neck. Phil does wonders with his tongue, swirling and rolling it all around Danâs mouth, knowing exactly what to do and how to make him squirm. Dan becomes pliant and tries to grind up into the dominant boy on top of him who just keeps pushing his hips down and making out with him. When they pull away Danâs panting and his eyes are wide and dark.
âPhil, please, I need more. Bite me. Suck on my neck. Mark me. Please~â Now who would deny a request like that? Certainly not Phil. He goes back to Danâs neck with a renewed energy and immediately begins to suck on a sweet spot at the base of Danâs neck. He lets out a loud moan and Phil groans in response to the loud boy. Thank god these rooms are soundproof.
As Phil left a mark the size of a golf ball on Danâs neck, Dan writhed against him, trying to push his hips up but Phil held them down. Holding him off from any type of release momentarily. He begins to suck another mark above the previous one. Dan shouldâve been paying attention and told him to stop before he had to wear a turtle neck to work tomorrow, but he couldnât think straight. Dan moaned and struggled for friction beneath Phil but he wasnât given anything. Every time he groaned in annoyance Phil chuckled and just went back to sucking on his neck. He bit and nibbled and sucked as if his life depended on it.
âPhil- Fuck, you have to gi-ve me more, please Iâll d-do anything please jus-just let me grin-d-d against your th-thigh,â Dan whined as Phil smirked and just kept marking up his neck.
âOh but princess, earlier you were begging for me to mark you up, so Iâm going to take me time doing that.â
âDaniel, if you want to be fucked I suggest you stop whining. I only fuck good boysâ
Before Phil could carry on, he rid himself of all of his clothes and climbed back on the table.
Phil continued on gingerly with his marks. He watched Dan writhe for a while before deciding that 5 hickeys on his neck was enough for now and that he needs to move onto somewhere else. He slowly moved down to his chest. Reaching up to rub on Danâs nipples with both hands he attached his mouth right on Danâs collarbones. He left a few bright red love bites all over them before moving down to leave more dark hickeys. Circling Danâs nipples with both hands and sucking hickeys in random places was a lot for Danâs needy little body to handle and he begged Phil to get on with it.
Finally giving into the writhing boy below him, Phil ground down his giant cock onto Dan. Dan let out a shout and his eyes rolled into the back of his head from finally being satisfied. âWhat do you want baby? Hmm?â
âWant you tâ fuck me, please Phil! Please!â
Dan desperately rolled his hips up, just wanting more and more.
âI donât know. You havenât been to good Dan,â
âNo! Please I have! Phil you have to fuck me! Please!â
Phil chuckled lowly and brought his mouth down to Danâs chest again. He kissed down Danâs slightly chubby stomach quickly and pulled the blanket off of his lower half. Danâs aching cock was now on display, he was leaking and flushed. Phil had a rush of sympathy because he made the boy wait so long for any type of satisfaction. But no, now wasnât the time for sympathy. He kissed the tip of Danâs dick and licked at his slit until he heard Dan once again pleading for more.
âGod princess youâre so needy, so loud,â
Phil mumbled against Dan, making Dan groan from the vibrations on his cock.
Phil started kissing down Danâs cock, to the base and once he got there he slowly tugged at Dan as he whined and thrusted up into his hand. Phil licked and marked Danâs balls while he thumbed through his slit and occasionally ran an agonizingly slow hand down his length.
âNo you arenât. And if you do youâll definitely regret it. I can promise that.â Dan shuttered at Philâs words and grabbed a fistful of the blanket beneath him. Trying to edge himself had always been an issue with Dan. He always got excited too quickly and went too fast with himself to a point where he always came easily.
âJust get on with it- please Phil Iâm begging you-â
âShh baby, give me a second.â Phil stood and got the essential oil that still sat on the table near Danâs head. Thatâd be efficient lube right? Oh well. Close enough. âTurn over baby, Iâve gotta prep you.â
Dan obeyed and flipped onto his stomach once again, except this time he stuck his ass in the air. His head rested on his forearms and his knees were bent and sitting on the table, giving him the perfect back arch. Philâs first thought was that heâs never seen an arch like this outside of porn, and his second thought was âdamn Iâm lucky.â
As Phil gently rubbed circles on Danâs hip, he thrusted one finger in. He felt how tight Dan was and needed to know something, âOh princess are you a virgin?â
âDaniel have you ever been with a boy before? What about stretching yourself?â
âOnce in college I had a one night stand with some guy, but other than that no. Iâve always thought I was straight until-"Dan cut off feeling embarrassed,â Until I saw you,â
Phil chuckled deeply and just went back to thrusting his finger in and out of Danâs hole. Dan groaned and tried to rub his hard on against the table, bit Phil was holding his hips up. Once again denying him any temporary pleasure.
As Phil stretched Dan he left kisses and nips everywhere. He kissed his inner thighs, his lower back, his hips, his ass. Almost every inch of Dan had been grazed by Philâs lips by the time he was done. Dan had been whining the whole time, begging for the process to be hurried up, pushing his ass back against Philâs fingers. But Phil was just taking his sweet time, praising Dan every now and then.
When Phil declared Dan prepped, he started to push in. Letting out little praises with each inch sinking into Dan. "Good job baby, taking me so well, so tight and perfect for me.â Dan bit down on his knuckles to conceal his moans.
Once Phil bottomed out Dan let out a whorish moan and begged him to move. His wish was granted and Phil began to slowly thrust in and out of Dan.
âPlease Phil! More! Give me more!â
Dan looked over his shoulder in the sexiest way possible with the awkward position and pleaded, âPhil, I need you to fuck me. Make me feel this for weeks. Make it so I never forget your name. Fuck me until I canât walk please~â He blinked up innocently and saw Phil throw his head back and thrust hard into him once. Thank god.
Phil started to fuck into him hard enough that Danâs legs gave out beneath him. When he found Danâs prostate Dan screamed beneath him and let out little pleas, although he was already getting everything he wanted. Phil gripped Danâs hips hard enough to leave marks as he heard these pleas. Dan moaned and bit the table beneath him, completely blissed out.
âBeg me for your release Danâ
âGod- Please- fuckfuckfuck Phil I need it, let me cum- please!â he panted out between thrust.
Phil released his grip on Danâs right side, and reached forward to pump Danâs cock.
âHmm, I donât believe you want it that bad. I think you could beg a lot better than that baby boy.â
Dan fucked himself back on Philâs dick and shamelessly called out pleas, as his dignity was long gone at this point.
âThere we go, thatâs more like it, good boy, cum for me.â
Dan listened and came with a shout right after the comment had been made. He felt a shock of pleasure run through his body and shuttered, relaxing down onto the table again and letting Phil finish inside him.
When Phil saw the completely blissed out boy beneath him he moaned loudly and came inside Dan. After a moment of euphoria he pulled out and sat Dan up so he could clean up the cum off of him.
âWell baby, if youâd like to do that again, I could give you my number?â Phil winked and handed him a card. A business card.
Dan blushed - he left with his body completely relaxed and mind whirring. How was he going to tell Lucy?
A/N: im also accepting prompts all the time so like if u want u can request anything u want