Sorry Mom.

Tags: PWP, One night stand (sex guys it’s sex)

Summary:

Up close, Dan can see that his eyes are blue and he smells earthy. It is ridiculously attractive. He spins around Dan and moves behind Dan, resting his hands on his hips.

“Hope this is okay,” His voice is sinfully low and it sends shudders down Dan’s spine.

In response Dan grinds his ass down Phil’s front that immediately elicits a low moan from both of them. “Yes,” he murmurs.

“Good,” comes the reply. He feels the hands around his waist tighten, fingers slightly slipping underneath his shirt and he grinds down again.

(Dan and Phil meet in a gay bar. They fuck)

TW: Anal sex, Dirty talking (?)

Word Count: 2,470

A/N: I broke down and finally wrote smut (gangajal chidko abhi)

read it on ao3 if you like!

Everything around him is too loud, too boisterous and it’s glorious. Dan is at a gay bar in New York and he feels like he is at the top of the world. He is tipsy, in the most delicious way possible. The music beats with the rhythm of his heart as he sways in the middle of the dancefloor. The air around him is musty, thick with sweat and more and it clings to his skin, leaving him with a feeling of wanting. He’s all by himself on the dancefloor, alone in the middle of attractive strangers and that makes his heady. His eyes are closed as he moves, no care for the world.

The music shifts to RnB. Dan opens his eyes and finds himself staring at a pair of piercing eyes across the room. The man seems to have been staring at Dan while he was dancing and his gaze remains unfaltered as Dan catches him. He leans on the bar table and takes a sip from his drink all while maintaining eye contact with Dan. It’s hot. Dan’s neck heats up but he continues moving, now accentuating the movement of his hips to the thrum of the music.

The man follows the movement of Dan’s body with his eyes and there is an undeniable hunger in them. But he takes his sweet time as he sips very carefully at his drink all while his eyes never leave Dan’s body.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

Summary: Punk!Phil has a crush, so when Pastel!Dan is manning a kissing booth for a school event, he finds himself showing up with a pound in his pocket.

Word count: 5364

Warnings: food

A/N:  Special thanks goes to Harley (@danslester) for giving me the idea for this fic and encouraging me as I was writing it, and to Gisele (@fringegaps) for reading it over and promising it was okay to post. (Also let me know if you’d be interested in seeing more of this version of Dan and Phil because they were fun to write and I have a few ideas.)

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Explicit

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Summary: Dan might have spent all day with a prince, but he’s going home to treat Phil like a king.

Notes: Based on this tumblr post I made

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Rating: M

Tags: Established relationship, make up use, and pre-smut

Warnings: None 

Prompt: 3. Things you said too quietly 

Notes: I may have stretched this one a bit but the prompts are more for inspiration than anything so… (My poetry background shows very strongly in this one. Wow.)

-Pull me down hard (and drown me in love)-

His eyelashes tickled his skin as Dan dabbed the eyeliner applicator in along his left eyelid. He couldn’t help the way his nose wrinkled or the way his muscles jumped but he stayed as still as he possibly could.

It didn’t hurt that Dan steadied him with a stabilizing palm under his jaw, gentle fingers curling upwards to cradle his face. His warm breath fanned across the contoured arc of his cheekbones, still saturated with the sugary coffee he occasionally stopped to sip at and it didn’t help the rapid thump-thump-thump of his nervous heart.

Summary: Dan’s shower won’t work, so he is forced to ask Phil if he can use his.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Gay sex, shower sex, Oral, Etc. (You know the drill.)

Song: One and Only By:Adele

Author’s Note: This is my first published fic and it probably sucks, so don’t judge too hard😂😂 Dedicated to my best friend Julia. I LOVE YOU HOE 😍 

 Dan reached for his tea and took a sip, before almost dropping it and spilling it all over his computer. He had been up editing all night and would do anything to take a break to maybe take a shower and a nice, long, nap, but he still had lots of editing to do before the tour. He and Phil wanted to have most of their videos that were supposed to come out during the tour filmed in advance, so they didn’t have to be working non-stop. They mostly had everything filmed. All that was left to do was the editing. He knew that still had a month or two before the tour, but he couldn’t afford to procrastinate. He and Phil needed everything to go perfect.

Two hours later he finished editing what must have been the billionth video, when he decided to finally take a break. He grabbed his phone from the desk and went over to his dresser to find a comfy pair of pajamas for after his shower. It’s not like he would be doing anything today, but sleeping and maybe doing some more editing or watching anime. He grabbed his game of thrones sweatpants and a plain black t-shirt, before heading to the bathroom that connected to his room to take a shower. He walked over to the shower to turn on the hot water, but nothing came out. He tried the cold. Nothing.

“Well, Fuck.” He said. He was honestly not in the mood for this today, so he walked over to Phil’s bedroom and knocked on the door. “Come in.” Dan heard Phil say from the other side. Dan opened the door to find Phil on his computer only is his pajama pants, laying on his  unmade bed. “Damn.” Dan thought. He knew he shouldn’t have been thinking about his best friend like that, but he had always had a crush on him. He just didn’t know how to tell him. “My shower isn’t working. Is there any chance I could use yours?” Dan asked.

“Yeah, sure.” Phil said immediately. He smirked when he saw Dan’s eyes scanning over his chest. A few minutes later, he heard the shower running. He would have gone back to looking through Tumblr, but it was impossible to concentrate. He kept thinking about what Dan would look like in the shower, his eyes closed, his head tilted back, and his cute little hobbit hair dripping droplets of water down his shoulders and his back, traveling down his body. Phil let out a shaky breath. He needed to stop thinking like this. Even if Dan was into boys, he’s his best friend. He would never like him like that. 

That’s when he heard Dan start to sing. It was the most angelic and sexy thing he had ever heard. 

You’ve been on my mind I grow fonder every day Lose myself in time Just thinking of your face

Phil lost himself in that moment, moving his computer off of his lap, to his nightstand and pressing his ear to the bathroom door, so he could hear Dan clearer. 

God only knows why its taken me So long To let my doubts go You’re the only one I want

Phil opened the bathroom door just a crack, so he could just peek inside, and what he saw was the sexiest thing he had ever seen in his life: Soapy water was cascading down Dan’s back, leaving water droplets in its wake, Dan’s mouth was open, filling the room with his beautiful voice, while he was washing shampoo out of his hair. A new found bravery suddenly struck him and Phil slowly pushed the door open farther, walking in quietly. Dan didn’t even notice he was there until he started stripping.

“Phil!? What are you doing?” Dan asked. He looked surprised, but he was staring wide-eyed at Phil’s body, as he started pulling down his boxers. 

“I just thought you sounded beautiful, and I just thought I’d come listen up close. If it makes you uncomfortable I can leave though.” Dan was now eyeing Phil’s member, “N-no, I have no problem with you staying.” Dan was amazed at how forward Phil was being. Phil slowly walked towards him, opening the shower curtain farther, so he could get in. “I need a shower anyway.” Phil said moving under the hot water. Phil then took it upon himself to finish what Dan was doing, and started massaging his scalp, rubbing in the shampoo. Dan let out a soft moan.He couldn’t stop thinking about how close they were. 

Phil pulled down the shower head, turned Dan around and started rinsing Dan’s hair. Dan closed his eyes at the relaxing feeling, and decided to start singing again, but before he even got a word out, Phil was turning him around, pressing him up against the shower wall, and softly pressing his lips against Dan’s. Phil pulled away slightly. “Is this Okay?” He asked. Dan nodded eagerly grabbing the back of Phil’s neck and slamming their lips together. Their tongues fought for dominance, Phil’s winning, before he started kissing down Dan’s neck, leaving little love bites. 

Dan moaned loudly and bit his lip. Phil’s mouth traveled down to his nipples, sucking and biting every now and then. “Phil, please don’t tease me!” Dan nearly screamed. Phil lowered his head even further, getting on his knees, and started kissing the inside of Dan’s thighs. “PHILLLLL” Dan moaned. He licked Dan’s tip a couple times, before suddenly taking all of him into his mouth. Phil started bobbing his head, swirling his tongue, and swallowing around Dan’s member, getting a series of moans from Dan. Dan screamed, “I’m close, Phil!” Phil immediately pulled off before running out of the bathroom, dripping wet, and got a condom and lube out of his bedside drawer. 

When Phil returned, Dan was on all fours in the shower, with the curtain wide open. He was a beautiful sight. “A little excited, are we?” Phil laughed. “Well, yeah.” Dan replied. “I’ve been waiting for this for years.” Phil opened the cherry lube, squirted some on his fingers, and rubbed them together. “Are you ready?” He asked. Dan nodded and moaned. Phil pressed one finger in slowly, and when Dan seemed to handle that okay, Phil added another. Dan winced in pain, but knew that pleasure would soon take over. Phil curled and scissored his fingers, until Dan was properly stretched out, before adding the third and final finger. At that Dan moaned and kept pressing himself back on Phil’s fingers. 

Phil pulled his fingers out, opening the condom and rolling it on his member. Dan moaned as Phil’s tip slowly started entering him, and when Phil was finally all the way in, he waited for Dan’s permission to continue. “Dan, you’re so tight.” Phil said. Dan moaned “Move.” Phil started slowly picking up the pace, until he was salmming into Dan and the only sounds you could hear in the room were their rugged breathing and their skin slapping together. 

“I’m close!” Dan yelled. As soon as Phil heard that he reached down and started stroking Dan’s member to the pace of his thrusts, and before he knew it Dan was yelling “I’m cumming!!” And was shooting white streaks of cum all over the shower floor. Phil came shortly after Dan, releasing into the condom. They sat there for a minute to catch their breaths, and Phil slowly pulled out, and tied the condom, throwing it into the trash. Dan stood up slowly, letting Phil dry him off, and help him to the bed. 

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Characters: Phil Lester, Dan Howell. Phan.

Summary:  “Fuck, Phil, you fucker, there’s no way you’ve never done this before.” Phil lets go of his cock with an obscene sound and a small lick to the tip.

Word Count: 206

Warnings: Smut, first time, blowjobs.

For @lauraalla who requested kink 1, First time, from my kink list (requests open for drabbles).