nran~

i am cursed with my knowledge of music production. i listen to pop songs from the early 2010s and i hear blatant, audible use of FL slayer, in huge hits like “in my head” by the legendary jason derulo. i feel like that SNL bit about papyrus font 

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

being in a long distance relationship is painful a lot of the time but nothing beats the b u t t e r f l i e s feeling when you’re finally reunited and the ohmygodimissedyousomuch hug

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

ripley's believe it or else

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post

this is it. this is where ill meet her

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon