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Claire Keane
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Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
RMH
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Origami Around
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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egg retrieval Friday morning! this time my doctor called me tonight about 20 min before I was supposed to take the meds at 9:30pm exactly to check and reiterate our plan. and she told me who's doing my retrieval this time (her co-founder of their clinic) and overall I am feeling cautiously optimistic. at a minimum, I know what to expect in terms of the procedure and also yield.
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oh, joy, we're at the π© issues part of the pre-egg freezing meds
today I realized there's a Taco Bell right near my fertility clinic. now I know my post-retrieval treat for later this week π
how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.
in the last week or so, not one but THREE dudes I used to know/had hooked up with have added me on social media (fbook/insta). I haven't spoken to them in 5+ years for each of them, for one of them probably 10+ years. WHAT is in the water??????? I haven't posted anything on social media (other than Tumblr) in ages so I am truly mystified!
(and have denied the requests for all bc these men don't need to have access to me)
OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE LIKED ME ON A DATING APP. which he's done so many times in the last 15 yrs. this is someone who fucking added me as a connection on SUBSTACK when I have never made a single post and I had to fucking block him and change my user pic to a lamp bc THAT'S NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM IF SOMEONE ISN'T AN AUTHOR LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE THERE.
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at the wedding I accidentally flirted too close to the sun and made one of the groomsmen fall in love with me, I realized it immediately and tried to walk it back after there was a weird interaction with him & a guy friend of mine. the guy didn't really talk to me at the goodbye brunch the next morning (which, honestly good, I was with other friends) and then 2 days later on Wednesday (the wedding was Sunday) he texted me "Good Afternoon Shira, you were on my mind. Howβs your day going?" in the middle of the afternoon while I was at work and I didn't respond and have remembered about it several times and I know I SHOULD respond but I just...don't care? I'm tired, I don't know this man, at this point it feels like it would almost be more cruel to respond and then have to let him down easy. idk. a man wouldn't give it this much thought if the tables were turned.
but I don't really blame him for falling in love bc
the silk didn't hold up to sitting lmao but I got a TON of compliments on the dress all night
in the last week or so, not one but THREE dudes I used to know/had hooked up with have added me on social media (fbook/insta). I haven't spoken to them in 5+ years for each of them, for one of them probably 10+ years. WHAT is in the water??????? I haven't posted anything on social media (other than Tumblr) in ages so I am truly mystified!
(and have denied the requests for all bc these men don't need to have access to me)
I know I owe an update from the amazing wedding last weekend but today is the first day in 7 consecutive days I'm not spending with my new friend M* and wow how lucky am I to have such a dear college friend (E) who has other amazing friends πππ
also, if anyone needs a strapless bra this summer, go buy this one immediately in your usual size.
*I met M for the first time at E's bachelorette the first weekend of May. after that 36 hrs, planning for the wedding weekend ended up with us spending 7 days straight together between the wedding and NYC after and I haven't done that with a non-family member in a million years and now I can't wait to spend more time in DC and also traveling π
There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
@pelicanhypeman Bison pronking!
WHEEEEEEEE
train at the pancake house!!!!
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omw to my friend's wedding for the weekend and I think the only things I forgot are my headphones and my favorite rings (so, non-essentials) so I guess all in all I'm doing OK since I packed in 90 minutes this morning and ran out the door π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
I think one of my neighbors has a device that makes frequent notification sounds at a pretty high volume which are the same notification sound as a device I used to have and it's just annoying. worst part is I think it's not someone who lives in my actual building bc I can't hear a PEEP from my neighbors for the most part (guy next door is hard of hearing and watches tv SUPER LOUD). I've had my windows open basically the last 2 weeks straight but it's perplexing to think that it's someone from another building bc HOWWW would that make sense.
today is the first Manhattanhenge of the year (when the setting sun aligns perfectly with the city grid) and literally ALL TRAFFIC on those specific east/west streets is fully stopped because hundreds of ppl are standing in the street staring straight into the sun and taking pictures π
this is 42nd St bc that's where my office is. and someone on this building is spraying a hose off the roof to have it lit up
sneak peek of my wedding guest outfit for this upcoming Sunday's beach wedding
plz disregard my clutter lol
having a lot of feelings about NYC right now but in particular the other denizens of the 24-hr grocery store 2 blocks from me
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au where everything is the same but ilya has a water bed
canon divergent Episode 4 he pats the bed for Shane to come lie back down but the force of Shane getting on bounces Ilya straight up into the ceiling
πππ
all millenials have absolute permission to be ~wacky~ bc we are all driven insane by the fact that we were the ONLY generation to have access to certain technologies and we sound fucking crazy trying to explain it to people
everyone before us lived in the pre-digital age.
everyone after us lived in the enshittified post .com era
we and we alone were juuuust aged right for the point in time where we had sick ass gumdrop looking computers and phones of all shapes and sizes and you could go out in the world and be human and imperfect without some chode recording you
fucking hell
shit was free and gmail was, actually, simple and reliable.
the internet was *so cool*
now they want you to pay for Youtube and show your ID to watch it
