I needed that second pic

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

your udon is writhing

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

My toxic personality trait is that I love false advertising as a metatextual plot device, and not just in the "oOoOoh, it was secretly cosmic horror" sense. Straight up lie to me about the basic structure of the work. Give me a precision platformer that's 80% visual novel by volume. Give me a fanservice anime which is revealed by gradual degrees to be a documentary. I want to be deceived.