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((Day 2 of Ohayocon! I didn't take as many pictures on Saturday, but I did get a few nice ones! Saturday was a day for making new friends, mostly. We wandered around the dealers hall and while I attempted to restrain myself with spending...my friends did not. However, Jay DID find a Phoenix Wright plush from the same set that Maya and Miles came from! Then we went to a couple panels run by Nabeshin! The first one was just a Q&A, but the second one we got to make a movie, and I was the camera-woman! So all in all, AMAZING DAY.))
((Day 1 of Ohayocon was AMAZING! I didn’t get to Columbus till late in the afternoon, because from Kzoo to Columbus is a 4.5 hour drive, but upon getting here, it was so worth the drive because I got to see my friends pretty much immediately, as well as getting to meet new friends! We got our passes (rather quickly) and off we went to the dealers hall where I found not only two more keychains from the Ace Attorney cell strap collection, but also the long searched for Miles and Maya plushies!!! The vendor said he had Apollo too. I wonder if I should go back for him? I also ran into the amazing “RPG Bee (aka Bird aka I gotta fart)” cosplayer from the Bee and Puppycat episode, “Birthday Game” (if you haven’t seen it, GO WATCH IT). I can’t wait to see what kind of fun we get up to today! Stay tuned for more pics.))
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard
I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter
I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.
every time i see this i laugh so i’m reblogging it so i can laugh at it every day thank you and goodnight
all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women
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y’all… nothing beats being a lesbian
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Reblog if you’re actively religious AND pro-LGBT and/or LGBT yourself
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“Laundry Day” and “Valse”
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((Does anyone out there know how to make the Peter pan collar that Amethyst is wearing around her neck?))
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Wait, does this mean that when youre investigating evidence Gumshoe is just holding it up to Edgeworths face and spinning it around so Edgeworth doesnt have to move himself
Thats the most ridiculous mental image I’ve ever had
