two pickup trucks, making love, LATINamerican made

(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

"4chan was a lefty website before gamergate" goes beyond the realm of hagiography and into the realm of "lying"

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

[ID: A Brazilian soccer player sits on the sidelines with crossed arms looking upset. On the chair next to him is a plushie of Hatsune Miku, also in a Brazilian jersey, looking joyful. /End ID]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?