two pickup trucks, making love, LATINamerican made

(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

repatriating the artifacts in the british museum except i give them to whichever country has historically been the greatest enemy of the country of origin. there's not enough hate in the world

Robbing the British Museum and then just giving everything back to the British is crazy

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first