its frog time

Reblog Cash Mun Cat because it’s adorable.

My paycheck was a bit heftier today. My friend got a Fulltime job today. My Goth Momma is opening her dream store soon. Reblog Cash Mun Cat for Good Fortune for you and your friends.

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

If u don’t have good intentions w/ me, please just leave me alone. I’m tired.

DONT 👏🏼SAY 👏🏼YOURE 👏🏼A 👏🏼VEGETARIAN 👏🏼UNLESS 👏🏼YOU 👏🏼AINT 👏🏼FUCKIN 👏🏼SCARED 👏🏼OF 👏🏼HIM 👏🏼

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

This. Be a helping hand not an asshole gatekeeper

*muses come out to sing Gospel Truth*

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

(Opens Pokemon Go app) (zak bagans voice) if there is a Pokemon in the room with us please give us a sign