Everybody's got dirty little secrets

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

Reggaetonero: ¡YA TU SABE! 🔥🔥🔥🎤😫 Yo: umm no the fuck I don’t?

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

i had no time

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

Imagine accidentally laying down on that