It's a full time job being the moon.

maybe the girl in the car's boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.

Guys who say uwaaa and girls who say tch.

judging men by the way they are with cats

theminem

I like how people started ignoring Rosalina's characterization as a wise space goddess the second she showed up in Mario Kart. No, she's normal now. We can do whatever we want with her. She plays Shrek Super Slam and fucks like a beast

Hey Emily what the fuck

Yes what seems to be the problem??

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

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