being a swiftie should be considered a medical condition or possibly a religion and come with paid time off from work

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

“The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good - in spite of all the people who say he is very good.” -Robert Graves

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

literally everyone loves heated rivalry until lena dunham makes a gay porn joke at taylor swift's wedding

my three girlfriends; past, present and future

But do they smoke weed

star wars gotta get crazier with its cameos. maul nips into the gay bar and ventress is there drinking hard liquor and nobody addresses it at all. ahsoka turns on the tv lo and behold it's number 1 glup shitto mother talzin selling the nightsister equivalent of snake oil. somewhere in the background of an important mon mothma briefing we can see han solo snorting a line off chewie's ass. its not important to the narrative in the slightest. if we're gonna be doing fan service lets do it right

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.