being a swiftie should be considered a medical condition or possibly a religion and come with paid time off from work

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

“The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good - in spite of all the people who say he is very good.” -Robert Graves

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

literally everyone loves heated rivalry until lena dunham makes a gay porn joke at taylor swift's wedding

my three girlfriends; past, present and future

But do they smoke weed