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Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

quasarkisses

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

nudityandnerdery

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

assassinregrets

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

marsdaydream

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

confused-pie

Same

shitacademicswrite

sparrow-ceiling

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

ankle-beez

is sonic boom even real

sonicheritageposts

sonic heritage post

27-umbrellas

Just finished the third season of the umbrella academy and yeah everything has lined up EXCEPT CHRISTOPHER! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!!! WHY WAS HE A CUBE!!!!

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ousia-poetica

There are feelings that we don’t even understand. yaoyaomva on FB

socialmaya

gaymaul-archive

i hate this

gaymaul-archive

i’m literally going to kill you dave

womprat-deactivated20170904

chaotic evil

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

IM GONNA PEE

astargatelover

I feel like there’s a scale that begins with JRR Tolkien and ends with Dave Filoni.

thecoolradcoffin

hope this explains it

curseworm

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

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Birr Castle Demesne, Offaly, Ireland,

Photo by Luke Ravitch

no! i did not!

#not a FUCKING dinosaur #nsfw #kinda #soz lads #i feel like that's actually a barbie #i'm really curious #but also i don't want to click on it #in case it isn't #brokkenharted

#meme #mmmmh feels sleek and silky.....#yuh #eabhas dinos #dinos #dinosaurs #stolen #idk where from though

MAMENCHISAURUS

#eabhas dinos #he's my favourite #just a little guy #aaaaa #she's so craaazy! love her!#dinosaurs #dinos

immortalized.

#what a BEAUTY #his hair #his smile #look at him #he looks so good #these are all suggested tags #dinos #dinosaurs #eabhas dinos #stegosaurus

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#ankylosaurus #this is so funny #comedy KING #it's not even my meme?#dinosaurs #eabhas dinos

#dino #dinosaurs #one of the fucking suggested tags was dino sm*t #screaming crying throwing up #this is why we can't have nice things #memes i think #DINOSAURS

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