watching cars on the road, and i know this is a reference to the shining but i almost threw up laughing bc all i could think of was
post cancelled im on the episode after that where mater fucking DIES
"a perfectly innocent trip 🤨 with a friend??" just call him a slur man
CARS SHOOTING OUT THE BUSSY??????????????????/
im not gonna say that something about mater wishing he was "a real truck" and lightning reassuring him that he is is giving trans allegory.... im not gonna say it.. im not........
im never doubting my brilliant mind again
on the subject of gay cars, i need someone to introduce this queen to cruz ramirez
i like to think this is the exact face god makes when im walking around my room in circles dropping cars bars to myself
i cant add video to a reblog but that fruity moment in "b-movie" where lightning playfully growls at mater and kind of does a little pounce???????
i got distracted for like an hour but i love the part in the mad max episode where the normie couple gets scared at the sight of what they must presume are a couple of scary leather gays
the running bit of cruz ramirez being absurdly qualified in everything is actually so cunty. they really stared dead in the eyes of every malding man on youtube who pitched a fit about her being a mary sue and said
cars on the road was a certified pride month banger. for the record this was my take on the first episode


















