"All well" ARE YOU SURE MISTER CAPTAIN OF THE DEMETER ARE YOU SURE?

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

Danku lesbiennes!

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.