Justice for Goldfish Crackers

doby should be allowed to kill 25 people in honor of his 25th birthday.

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

#having thoughts about this little chaos gremlin and all the ways she shows affection in non traditional ways

knitting is bad for me actually. I used to be able to shop for clothes, see a nice knit item, and buy it. I can't do that now. I can't. I'll see a perfect looking knit item and instantly get suspicious, then I check the fabric contents and it'll be 69% acrylic 75% polyamide and 1% cotton or wool. and then I can't buy it because I can knit a superior product!!! but it'll take me 5 months to finish it bc I get distracted by more exciting projects!!!!!

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others.