paleographagy

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

what if you cast your hooked worm into the lake and then you felt something pulling on your line and reeled it in really hard and had to fight for your life to get it onto your boat and you looked at your catch and it was a very slightly bigger but otherwise identical worm

Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

listening to songs my younger self used to love is the closest i’ll ever get to a time machine

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.