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problematic self-actualization gap

Stop with the "its technically bestiality" and the "its ethically questionable", and let that tgirl therian mount you!!!!!

affirm the tgirl therian in your life by wearing a short skirt and bending over

there came a moment in my youth when I was preparing to #lie to someone and was stressing out about them not believing it and getting mad at me because I knew I was going to look shifty the whole time, but then it occurred to me that I knew all my tells because they were things that momentarily made my anxiety go down (turning my body away from them a little, looking at the floor, using excessive filler words, over-explaining, etc.), and since I could feel what they all were I could just. not do them. and suddenly it felt like I had stopped existing as a single unified being with my feelings and body inherently interconnected and instead was able to use my body like a very sophisticated tool that responds to precise instructions and only does what I actively tell it to. which made me very good at lying and garnered me a few student acting awards, but also led to some other problems of various natures further down the line. alas.

a side effect of this is that every so often, when someone around me is upset to the point of tears and I'm trying to help them, I'll get a sudden violent pang of envy that they're even capable of doing that at all. they don't have to go through the endless drop down menus of "am I feeling something?" -> "what am I feeling?" -> "how would I express it?" -> "would now be the right time and place to express it?" -> "now? do I do it now? right here right now? what happens if 'the person who never cries' bursts into tears?", it just happens for them all at once, no middlemen. expressing a real emotion often feels exactly the same as lying because I have to put exactly the same amount of active effort into both of them, and sometimes all the little choices that go into Looking Upset make it feel like a whole production, like an artificial performance, so I mostly never do it. which, though I would never let this come out of my mouth because I'm aware that it's wildly unfair, also sometimes turns up in my most uncharitable thoughts when other people are upset. a little "cmon mate, this is a bit much," at the back of my head. "I don't ever do this, so why don't you put in the same effort?"

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

read a post of someone lamenting that maybe they shouldn't be selfshipping because they would just make their character's life worse and I was immediately struck by how awesome a yume ship that is just ruining a fictional character's life would be

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

sometimes you have to just sit still, stop everything you're doing, and forget what's going on and what just happened as the recent past becomes an abstract blur. recreationally.

wait wait wait. tumblr user. i see the key you just typed. you were about to tag this 'funnier as a system', weren't you? don't act like you weren't. i can see it in your eyes. i can practically taste it. that's right. i know what you are. i know what you're about. take your hands off the keyboard. stop scrolling. don't get comfortable either. but remember to smile, we wouldn't want anyone getting nervous, would we? alright, i'm going to need you to close your other tabs, end that discord conversation, and then we're going to have a long talk, you and i. a long talk about a great number of things. that's right. perfect. come closer.

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

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