Government-Elected “Evil Bitch”

For sale: olive oil, never fucked

but what about the sins of the daddy

This meeting could be a premeditated murder

call me sleeping dogs the way I lie

(Derisive) it’s like you don’t even understand the erotic appeal of being a deer frozen in place stuck watching a car barrel down the highway 90MPH towards you at 1:43 AM

I’m making a new adult animated show. It’s about a guy named Tony. And he’s—you’ll never guess this— uninteresting. Can I have $90k for the kickstarter

fusing umineko and yume nikki to create ume nekki, noted by critics only as "what?"

As a feminist, I do love stealing from men

::::> emoticon for if youre a joyous spider

ooh im feeling naughty tonight lets mainline like 6 video essays with the emotional punch of i saw the tv glow

Yeah so basically they invented food so cannibalism antis could partake in vore

(talking to a lesbian couple) so which one of you is the lexicographer and which one of you is the nobody