That is the cutest smug face a toddler could have if I've ever seen one.
So cute, and Iām cackling that they literally just were like, huh what looks alien-y at the grocery store, oh these macaroons will do!
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That is the cutest smug face a toddler could have if I've ever seen one.
So cute, and Iām cackling that they literally just were like, huh what looks alien-y at the grocery store, oh these macaroons will do!

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everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit
what about Timmy?
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For OPās consideration, Iād also like to mention baby Shaun and Bitzer!
Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
Iām pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.
Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.
Reblogging again for that last addition.Ā
Charlie: *glides in on a dragon*Ā HELLO HIRE ME
Everyone: What the fuck
Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal
Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagridās Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see whatās going on.
Norbert sneezes some sparks into Hagridās beard for old time sake. Hagrid bursts into joyful sobs. āHe remembers his mummy! After all these years!ā
Charlie: Her name is Norberta, actually. She has had like three clutches of babies-
Hagrid: I“M A GRANDMA?!
A little reminder to myself and everyone else.
I adore this story. The end.

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best of sparknotes part 3
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Re-blog if you can write in cursive.
I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.
I can, but I donāt.
I had to stop because it made my writing even more illegible
My handwriting is terrible no matter cursive or not. It looks like Iām constantly sliding off the fucking Titanic.
Are y'all crazy I literally love writing in cursive
You love writing in a way which literally no one besides English teachers can read?
Yes and you will deal.
Lmao I do the same thing in my notebook(but soooometimes I write in code juuuust in case-)
Cursive gang rise up
Literally learned cursive because itās so pretty and fun
Good Omens as things I've overheard at my university
Crowley: There's something very personal and real about watching a Golden Girls rerun at 8 a.m. on a Tuesday morning.
Aziraphale: I just want to sit here and drink my tea and be alone with Mr. Wilde. Is that too much to ask? Who asked you to come to my office hours? Oh wait, it was me.
Madame Tracy: Nothing to see here. Just some light bondage.
Sergeant Shadwell: My thesis is on witch hunting. [What historical questions will you be asking?] What's that?
Anathema: Whose pockets can these 'pocket guides' fit into? Certainly not mine. A man's probably. Capitalist tactic to make women need to buy backpacks.
Newt: *on the phone with tech support* Which one's enter again?
Adam: I didn't cause the environment to be like this, Jeff. I'm just a kid. This is on you.
Pepper: We need feminism so I can get a fucking slushy.
Wensleydale: I don't think that's actually how that works and I'd appreciate it if-OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL
Brian: It's not my fault I got ice cream in his eyebrows.
Beelzebub: *big sigh* I don't get paid for this.
Hastur: *wistfully* My poor husband. Gone. Disintegrated, he was. Tragic, eh?
Gabriel: *speeds past on a motorized skateboard* See you at the meeting tonight, fuckers.
I like people who dream or talk to themselves interminably; I like them, for they are double. They are here and elsewhere.
Albert Camus, The Fall (via the-book-diaries)

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I got some new chickens!Ā
oh my goodness! Fluffles! Good friends!
I imagine their dinner conversations range from in depth philosophizing about the nature of humanity and the world to⦠stuff like this.
He only ever asked questions.
@thegoodomensdumpster this is the funniest tag Iāve ever read
iāve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same
In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.
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Random fact: Verdana is one of the few fonts which was specifically designed to be as easy to read as possible, even at smaller type sizes. It was designed this way for use on screen, but the same principles apply in print too. This is part of why some Universities use Verdana as their default font for documents.
āIn the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sansā is one of the best things Iāve ever read on this website
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Iāll take Comic Sans over Arial any day.Ā
Century Gothic and Trebuchet are both quite handsome typefaces.
Iām partial to Century Gothic as well. Itās serif, but not boring.
Thereās also a dyslexic font designed especially for dyslexic people to read.
You can install on your tablets, laptops and browers etc, so not only can you change things like documents into it, you can change websites into that font as well!Ā
Iām sure youāre bright enough to do a google search, but sinceĀ Iām dumb enough to forget to postĀ a link, here it is. Better late than never
https://www.dyslexiefont.com/en/dyslexie-font/
I default to arial for this reason, but I will now be defaulting to verdana or dyslexie. nice.
I donāt think I have dyslexia but that dyslexie font was the easiest fucking thing to read ever. Books should be written in that shit.
ALSO!!!
For computer reading, when you mix up lines of text, thereās a web browser app called Beeline Reader. It looks like this
The colors are also customizable, to an extent and while I donāt have dyslexia, I have adhd which makes reading large amounts of text harder and this helps A LOT.
This is dope. I freaking love how much more accessible this information is nowadays.
for our dyslexic ravens.
I always thought I was a decent reader, but holy crap that BeeLine made reading enjoyable lol
Beeline reader also has a built-in setting for changing the font to the OpenDyslexic font, so not only will it help with tracking via the gradient color changes, it can alter the font to help without a second app/extension. I use both together and itās wonderful!
that dyslexie font is also on fanfiction.net but u have to choose to read with it
a helpful tutorial
I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew thisĀ āhelpfulā guide.
I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub⦠@neil-gaiman can you confirm?
This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.
I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OPās version as well as the very fine illustration, I canāt help but slightly disagree.Ā I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is.Ā It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it.Ā Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparisonā¦. for science of course.
a comparison! (for science, of course)
ā¦okay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?
ignore that i ordered it backwards
I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.

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The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, August 9, 1918
imagine going back to 1918 and hearing someone say idk on the street
ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS
Yes, this is real.
Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasnāt enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.
You know when you read Number the Stars in fourth grade and everyone was allĀ āIād have been a good guy. This wouldnāt happen todayāĀ
Nowās a great time to be fourth grade you.Ā
(this is terrifying but there ARE things to do! Donate money or goods if you can, especially to help pay lawyers representing these people. If you are able to, house a refugee in your home. there are resources for how to do that here.)
(we are allowed to feel angry and afraid and mourn these horrors but donāt just do that! I understand not all can take direct action but at least spread these kinds of resources around. we canāt count on the US government to fix this)
here is a good masterlist