World History Memes

the town crier finds me sleeping on my doorstep bc drunk me last night couldn’t open the lock on my door and announces my buffoonery to the whole square

I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think of all the art we’ve lost and damaged because of historical revisionism and flat out racism.

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

i dont even know what this is about but yes they did

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

time travelers asking if it’s worth it

cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks

-Martin Luther, 1517, thesis 35 of his 95 theses

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/06/2014 9:03:19 AM, it’s that #ap takes up too much of my time.

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra