Things The CotIG Fandom Will Enjoy

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

I LOVE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SICK OF DENYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE IS THE ONLY ADAPTATION OF MY WORK THAT TRULY UNDERSTANDS THE CRUCIAL THEMES

#i’m glad this url went to someone who knew what to do with it

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

so i was in a lecture yesterday, on the romantic poets, and my teacher said, “byron and percy shelley and all of them, they want you to think that they’re sexy. don’t believe them”

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

@urulokid

@podficcerbynight

the selfie of dorian grey

the unflattering picture someone took at a party with dorian grey in the background halfway through eating something from the snack table

the picture of dorian grey posing with cinderella from his disney vacation last year

the self insert fanart dorian grey drew of himself with his anime girlfriend

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I almost got mad but then I was amused

Over-penis

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)