Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

Congrats to MB for revolutionising the gender industry by inventing a preferred name that causes the same psychic damage as a deadname! Truely no one is doing it like the funky crime bot.

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

babe wake up! extra stabby friday the 13th ides of march weekend double feature just dropped for the first time in 6 years.