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Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while