Owning a tumblr is like having a secret double life

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

any other girls feel a permanent sense of unbelonging no matter where they are or who they are with

Not to vent but: fuck

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

girl in her room disorder

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

the tongue and two fingers combo