always hyperfixiating

No! He's gonna tell people Tumblr's not dead!

‘it’s former glory’ sir does this mean you’re gonna reverse the titty ban. sir. sir please.

the only way they can bring its former glory is to remove the titty ban

hey dude im sorry i used ypur art for this shit

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

i made a uquiz! what is your unorthodox love language?

absolutely IMPECCABLE comedic timing here

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

world heritage post

anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that the only way you can see pornographic content is if you are suddenly and unwillingly exposed to it - in short, precisely the thing that the nsfw ban was trying to prevent from happening in the first place. good job, guys