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unrestrained summer fun

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏