Normal Stars

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.” —Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

Unlike Thor, Loki totally gets the nuances of Midgardian communication. 

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

I can confirm, as a graphic designer, this is 100% accurate

@blindpandabear

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

Come on… Come on…

need this for history test tmrw

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands