Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). He’s so excited to see what the 2020s have to offer— we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D
His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy
Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬
The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing
He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses
People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they don’t want to be politically incorrect, but he’s mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name
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