I'm the goddamn Batman

I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

if her pokemon hadn’t been there to protect her i firmly believe that the small child you play as in this game would be dead now

The Wild Area is GameFreak finally putting the old “lol a game about forcing animals to fight” thing to rest. These things want nothing more than to eat curry, get petted, and kick any ass in their line of sight.

this is an excellent addition to my post a+

this is also why nurse joy says “we hope to see you again” after she heals your pokemon. if she sees you again it means you haven’t gotten mauled to death by elemental creatures while you were away.

#this man convinced a woman to marry him #this man produced a child

Pinterset DIYs be like-

I just can’t do this again. I can’t do another 4 years of Tr*mp because y'all think a centrist is a bad as a dude that literally supports ethnic cleansing.

go listen to All These Things That I’ve Done (2004) by the killers and maybe you’ll calm down