the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

that one nat geo documentary about the lioness who lost her cub and then, thru her grief, adopted a gazelle but she didn’t know how to care for them and she kept trying to feed them meat. there’s something there but i can’t reach it.

I love you but you are not serious bloggers

we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that

I think they should make a completely unserious arrested development style comedy sequel show to succession about tomgreg running waystar and getting into comedic hijinks. Season one has occasional appearances from sarah snook because shiv has had the tomshiv baby left tom and theyve gotten stuck in a custody battle for the entire first season. Neither of them want the baby they just don't want the other to have it. Greg is the only one who the child actually like seems to like, which drives tom and shiv insane. Season 1 finale is tom somehow winning the custody battle with waystar's lawyers and the baby finally says its first word, which turns out to be "greg"

ken is just like me fr he has no actual sense of identity or a career he is just alive to be silly and have a fun time and be in love with barbie. he's just some guy. sooo true of him.

genuinely thought this was about kendall roy to begin with

kendall said you know who could fuck this deal up? greg