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Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

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#BUN BUNS #MA HEART #fox-croi

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shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? too hot, hot damn

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#bless #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #amy santiago

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It’s occurred to me that “bingo night” or “bridge night” at the senior center will probably be “D&D night” when we get there, and now I’m ready to retire.

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Me at 80, doing a wheelie and waving a butter knife: TO THE DRAGON’S LAIR! I THIRST FOR BLOOD! WORLDS WILL FALL BEFORE ME! An exhausted nurse: Please stop.

#D&D #an excellent retirement

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Death by Jeff Dekal.

#art #death #jeff dekal

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GRYFFINDOR: “She bent most of the rules, she broke the rest.” –V.E. Schwab (A Gathering of Shadows)

#hell yeah #gryffindor

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author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons

everybody: cool!

author: also half the army is female

everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/

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author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t

everybody: cool!

author: and a lot of them are poc

everybody: how does that? make sense?

9d6problems

author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible

everybody: makes sense

author: also several of the characters are not straight

everybody: what else even is there?

#hahaahahahahahahHAHaha oh no #i cry #representation in writing

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😙

#OH NO I LOVE IT #sombra #widowmaker #nappin' on da booty #the best pillow #overwatch

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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

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Do not run a job in a job.

#oceans 8

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my family: oh look at you, NPR nerd, always listening to those informative podcasts of yours

Griffin McElroy, in my headphones: I’d fuck a jpeg

#long live the McElroys #griffin mcelroy

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Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

#WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?????????#WATCH THIS WITH MEE???#queer #mystere a la tour eiffel #I JUST WHEN DID THIS COME OUT AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME????

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

#good #feminism

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emma swan in every episode → 1x16 heart of darkness

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*wakes up looking like a waterfall of hair and magic*

#emma swan #ouat #this god damn nerd

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